I have been thinking about something I did when Thayne and I were first married and laughing out loud. I thought I'd post it here so that ya'll could get a good laugh as well.
So, Thayne's dad has the most perfect hair I've ever seen on a man. There isn't a hair out of place and he has TONS of it. From the first time I saw him, I knew for sure that he was wearing a toupe'. There was no way that a man his age (48 at the time, hehe) could have that much hair and never have a strand out of place. I finally asked Thayne about it when we got engaged and he said "I don't think he wears a toupe'." Well, if his own son didn't know for a fact than I was even more positive my assumption was true. Thayne and I had funny arguements about it all the time. One day I was riding to work, listening to the morning show on the radio and the DJ encouraged the audience to call in and tell them about a constant silly/funny arguement that you have with your spouse. I didn't even hesitate. I grabbed my phone and dialed the number. I only had to a few minutes and before I knew it, I was on the radio explaining that my husband and I fought over my father in law's hair. The DJ thought it was quite comical that Thayne, his own son, didn't know for a fact that his dad did or didn't wear a toupe'. I had several friends and co-workers tell me they heard me on the radio and couldn't believe that my father really wore a toupe'. If my father in law only knew the rumors I was spreading. HAHAHHA!
Thayne and I play argued about it so much that I started to convince Thayne that it was true. Thayne agreed to check it out next time we went over to his parents house. Well, that day came and it was time to end the arguement. We were all in the kitchen and Thayne's Dad bent over to pick something up. I motioned for Thayne to check his Dad's hair out so Thayne stepped over to where his dad was, acted like was going to rub his dad's shoulder and then he quickly yanked on his dad's hair. I couldn't believe he did it. I wanted to bust up laughing right there. He actually pulled on his dad's hair. Unfortunately, I was wrong about the toupe'. His hair didn't budge at all. Thayne's dad quickly stood up and said, "Thayne, what are you doing?", and he fluffed his hair back into place. Thayne responded, "Just rubbin' your head, Dad!". Thayne looked over at me with a bugged look on his face and shook his head at me.
Thayne said later, "I can't believe I even thought he might have wore a toupe'." I laughed and tried to apologized for saying his dad wore a toupe', but it wasn't very sincere. That was ove 9 years ago and it still makes me bust up when I think about it.