Sunday, November 14, 2010

Beer breath!

My baby (ok, she's not a baby but she's my baby!) is a Wino!! My friend's son was having a Birthday party at the bowling alley and invited our whole family, so we went. Well, if you've been to a local Bowling Alley you know that they usually sell beer and you're not allowed to drink it in the bowling area, SOOO the drunkards leave their beer on the tables above the bowling area without even realizing that the area is FULL of kids. Can you guess where I'm going with this??? Well, I turned my head to watch Indi bowl and when I looked back to check on Zoey she had her back to me, and was tipping a cup up and drinking something. I was not too worried cuz I just assumed it was someone's root beer from the party but...nope! When she turned around she had a cup of beer in her hands and was smackin' her lips! I was so shocked that I just yelled her name. Well she spilled some of the beer on her clothes and the owner of the beer cup turned around to see her holding it. Thank goodness I got to her before he did and I grabbed the beer, handed it to him and grabbed Zoey. He mumbled something about his cup being full at one time and now it was only 3/4 th of the way full. I just gave him a dirty look and walked away. I wasn't sure how much she drank but when she breathed on me I about passed out. She certainly had enough to cause wino breathe and her clothes smelled like beer as well.

My first thought was, WHAT HAVE I DONE!! Now my child can't say that she is alcohol free...EVER! But then my friend told me that if she really got a good swig of beer she'll sleep well tonight and I was calm again!!

This isn't her at the birthday party, but it is a frequent thing she does!

























Here's some more cute pics of Zoey:










































3 comments:

Lori said...

That would be scary! I hope she was ok and not sick or anything afterwards.

mom said...

Oh my gosh, I got very upset when your brother and sister drank some coffee when they were small, that was enough for me.

Anonymous said...

I'm posting this anonymously because I am shocked that you would think it is not your responsibility to watch your children in an environment where you know beer is served, and apparently your post seems to imply that it's the responsibility of the customers who are drinking instead? Really? Are you serious?